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lileks:

That’s right, Tom! Laid a coil like a firehose, thanks to Bran. And you thought it was sex! Ho ho. No, it was the confident, steady, effortless evacuation of my bowels. Let me tell you more! As soon as I put on my special “Bran-Chat Slippers.”

lileks:

That’s right, Tom! Laid a coil like a firehose, thanks to Bran. And you thought it was sex! Ho ho. No, it was the confident, steady, effortless evacuation of my bowels. Let me tell you more! As soon as I put on my special “Bran-Chat Slippers.”

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mtv:

congrats to the first-ever tumblr best fandom forever winner, harry potter! potterheads crushed it. 
see the winner in action on the mtvu fandom awards this sunday, july 27 at 8/7c on mtv. hint: it might involve someone whose name rhymes with “songbottom.”



what the fuck are the “fandom awards”

mtv:

congrats to the first-ever tumblr best fandom forever winner, harry potter! potterheads crushed it. 

see the winner in action on the mtvu fandom awards this sunday, july 27 at 8/7c on mtv. hint: it might involve someone whose name rhymes with “songbottom.”

what the fuck are the “fandom awards”

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Isn’t this ava nieves’ girlfriend?

Isn’t this ava nieves’ girlfriend?

(via chemtrailqueen)

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freezecooper asked:

How many Bad Dragon dildos could you buy for $17k?

17000dollars:

For 17,000 dollars you could buy 170 dragon dildos or 85 extra large Chance the Stallion dragon dildos with the flared base, but a relationship with Jesus is priceless please go to church

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baeoshocks asked:

For $17,000 dollars you could buy 239 box sets (season 1-6) of the big bang theory or you could buy 850 Sheldon masks. That's a whole lot of bazinga

17000dollars:

bazooper

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freezecooper asked:

Someone should photoshop the ball pit with Bad Dragon dildos in it instead of balls.

17000dollars:

break-the-skies:

cactus-wren-bd:

17000dollars:

cactus-wren-bd:

17000dollars:

If anyone actually does this, I will probably print it out and hang it on my wall or something 

I’m gonna attempt this. I just need a pic of the ball pit and a bunch of Bad Dragon stock pics (which I already have).

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good luck soldier

Here it is 17000dollars, the finished product of about 7 hours of work and wrist strain.

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Jfc they did it

TWO SEPARATE PEOPLE PHOTOSHOPPED A PILE OF EXPENSIVE DRAGON DILDOS INTO THE DASHCON BALL PIT

THIS IS IT

THIS IS MY TUMBLR LEGACY

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Anonymous asked:

You seem to really not like DashCon. Is it, like, the worst-of-the-worst con? (I really don't know, the only ones I properly know of are ones like SDCC and NYCC)

hythe:

hythe:

DashCon is a first-year fandom convention for Tumblr users. It is happening this weekend and turning into possibly the largest convention kerfuffle anyone has ever seen.

The list continues but so far it’s only the con’s second day and it is quite literally the most dramatic, hysterically cringe-worthy convention debacle I have ever seen unfold.

Adding some updates as of 7/12 at 7:35 PM EST:

  • The game room consists of some tables, one TV, and one gaming console. No, really, that’s it.
  • DashCon proves they have possibly the worst PR team ever when addressing the WTNV cancellation. Instead of clearly explaining the situation, they say they “don’t want to get into it,” and then offer compensation for those who bought advanced seating tickets for the Night Vale show. What’s the compensation? An extra hour playing in the ball pit (which is really just a slowly-deflating children’s pool with some balls in it). Oh, and if there’s room, you may get one of the first-come-first-serve spots at the Time Crash concert happening tonight. Huzzah!
  • Most panels are completely disorganized. The “Name That Anime” panel was even handing out hotel mints as prizes for correctly answering questions like “what’s the anime where they fight with clothes!!!”
  • This still needs verification, but supposedly there are minors being let into the 18+ panels (like “BDSM 101”), which DashCon could easily get sued for allowing. Not that they have the money for it.
  • It’s been pointed out that as a Marriott hotel, the Renaissance would have required them to submit their full reservation payment 5 days in advance of the event. Therefore it’s very, very likely that the “$17,000 fundraising” was a huge scam. Because DashCon would’ve had to pay that money 5 days before this weekend or the event wouldn’t even be happening in the first place.
  • Furthermore, someone attempted to debunk the letter that DashCon posted to prove that the hotel asked for money. Not all their points are valid (i.e. “RE:” is commonly used for “Regarding”, not just in response to previous communication, and idk but this dude doesn’t strike me as an expert on internal Marriott stationary), but frankly the letter looks sketchy if only because 17000% 99% of it is whited out. Is it real? Is it fake? We just don’t know.
  • There has been no confirmation that the money donated in cash and via PayPal last night ever made it to the hotel (if that was indeed where it was intended to go).
  • People are demanding full or at least partial refunds. Needs verification, but purportedly DashCon has a list at the con where you can sign your name and the amount you donated to be refunded later. Which sounds like a totally effective and not at all easily-abused system.
  • Attendees are either in denial saying this is the best con ever or they’re crying and having panic attacks. Welcome to Tumblr.

And as a bonus: DashCon originally ran an IndieGoGo campaign last year to raise $5,000 to start their convention. They raised $4,000. The campaign ended in April 2013 and rewards have still not been sent out (which consisted of tea bags, a couple business cards with your Tumblr URL on them, and if you donated $500+, some knick-knacks from Etsy).

Sounds like the Tumblr convention is just about as terrible as Tumblr itself.

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an-enraged-panda:

Phoenix Wolf Suits Photoshoot at Anthrocon 2014 :D Thank you to Marbles for letting me do this shoot :)

I just want to take a moment here to say that Pittsburgh’s convention center is really, really nice and has some of the best views I’ve ever seen in a urban setting. I was thoroughly impressed by the entire facility, but the views from the various decks and roof were amazing.

(via fuckyeahfursuiting)

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